Peter: Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ( Read more... )

Here I sit in a small dark pub/ Finally arrived in my father's land/ Everywhere around me glass eyes, stony faces/ But from within I can feel a warmth that from itself burns and burns and burns and burns - "Dear Mother", Skandals

"Rick James' most dastardly deed: Getting [his girlfriend] to help him tie a woman to a chair, assault her and beat her ( Read more... )

"Hey, you ladies ever been penetrated?" -Quagmire

"You can't hug your children with nuclear arms!!"

Peter Frampton: No! I'm too young to die! Are you sure you aren't supposed to be at Keith Richard's House??
Death: You're coming with me...and bring your guitar...and that thing that makes it go 'wah wah wah wah'...

"I felt guilty once, but she woke ( Read more... )